martha stewart is evil goat cheese
April 5, 2003 10:06 PM

My mother buys Martha Stewart's magazine, and I always end up reading it when I visit my parents. This is one of the few recipes touted as "easy" by the Martha Stewart empire that actually is - well, easy.

Ten minutes, max. I swear.

Ingredients: 1 log of soft goat cheese (chevre), at least 2 different types of fresh herbs, salt and pepper, olive oil. Oh, and crackers or bread - unless you feel like eating this with a spoon.

Make sure your goat cheese is pretty cold and decidely log-shaped. Martha will tell you to warm it to room temperature, but she's a liar. Room temperature goat cheese is like melted play-doh. Ick.

Chop up your herbs, relatively finely. I use basil and whatever else is in the house, and this always ends up tasting the same - so, whatever herbs sound good to you. You need about 1/8 the volume of herbs as you have cheese.

Roll your cold cheese in the herbs, patting the green stuff into the cheese slightly as you go. Add salt and pepper if you like. Put on a plate, and drizzle with olive oil (touch you, you're drizzling olive oil, you chic thing!). Arrange artistically with light-tasting crackers or bread.

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your wicked thoughts

ok shes not goat chese but she is evil bye for now ps michael jackson rulez

these are the thoughts of Rachel Ann Smith on August 8, 2003 02:19 AM

yeah she is evil but you cant have too many evil women now these days.

these are the thoughts of kang on September 30, 2003 08:18 PM

yeah she is evil but you cant have too many evil women now these days.

these are the thoughts of kang on September 30, 2003 08:18 PM

Martha Stewart is a verrrry scary person... Also I have written stories for school credit about Martha! So if you would like to see these stories I can somewhat scan them in for you! I have also written stories about the Teletubbbies,Barbie and of cousre MARTHA!
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