a television show i'd like to see
January 12, 2003 09:30 PM

A half-hour variety show hosted by John Goodman and featuring a variety of differently sized people as weekly guests and cast members. With cute, round funky dancers. The Phat Girls, perhaps?

We could call it "John Goodman's Bootay". Lots of advertising potential - "Spend your Friday Night with John Goodman's Bootay"; "Have you seen John Goodman's Bootay?"; "Get naked with John Goodman's Bootay".

It would have both the utterly bizarre ironic quality of the Daily Show and the bonus of regular-sized people on television.

Hey, I'd watch it.

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John Goodman would be the ultimate host though. Do you remember the Fly Girls from In Living Color?

these are the thoughts of kerri on January 12, 2003 10:15 PM

but wait, there's more: testimonials:
"I LOVE John Goodman's Bootay!"
"I go to bed with John Goodman's Bootay" (because, of course, it'd be a late night show).

Actually, this whole idea came from me sitting in a chair doing a bunch of really weird dance moves during a conversation - I was TOTALLY thinking about the fly girls.

Yeah, and J-Lo doesn't have nearly enough bootay for John Goodman's Bootay, no matter what Joan Rivers says.

these are the thoughts of april on January 12, 2003 10:22 PM

Potential Bootay Girls:
Roseanne (of course)
Star Jones from the View
Elton John

these are the thoughts of kerri on January 12, 2003 11:30 PM

I would watch it. Just to say that John Goodmans bootay and I have a regular thing going. You've made me smile and imagine possibilities!

these are the thoughts of Alison on January 18, 2003 07:59 AM

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